The Onion’s still got it

Even after all these years, The Onion is still really witty. Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism

Ashcroft said the Justice Department, working closely with the CIA and FBI, has identified more than 300 potential targets, ranging from the Bush Administration’s inability to produce the weapons of mass destruction used to justify the war with Iraq to its deficit-ballooning fiscal policies.